Why I will never be allowed to ref a football game…
Because I have a lot of friends who are football fans, namely Steelers’ fans, I spend many Sunday and Monday evenings watching football. I am not a fan of watching football. I would much rather play. But since I love hanging out with my friends, I see plenty of games. To help keep myself entertained over the years, I have come up with my own interpretations of what the referee’s hand signals “really mean”.
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Raise your hands if you’re sure! |  |
I AM Michael Jackson |
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Stop in the name of love |  |
(In your most perky cheerleader voice) Ready! OK! |
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Would you like to go roll down a hill? |  |
You must be THIS tall to play. |
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I’ve lost my watch… I think it’s over there. |  |
The field is not flat enough. |
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Hunting boots or tennis shoes? Hunting boots or tennis shoes? |  |
Yes Master! |
I probably won’t ever be asked to ref a football game, but I definitely keep folks entertained.
